him: i'm coming over you better not be cunty tf2 soldier

my stupid ass:

anyways, this is my tf2 loadout only mildly oc-ified. his name is smoldier. his name is a mix between smolder (cuz i keep getting my ass beat by pyros. i do NOT subject him to millennial tumblr terms) and soldier (obviously.)

this will make sense to nobody but me, but the reason why he looks so cunty is because he rocket jumped into a mother body of water and was impaled by the accumulation of idgaf crystals which then resulted in him absorbing the mother energy from them as it became an ijbol lake.

also i made his eyes way 2 fucking big SOBBBB EMOJI