Ok I did a blog post, now whats the status like? Why and how. Well you see when (SPOILERS FOR THE METAL GEAR FRANCHISE SIMPLY SO I CAN DO THIS DUMB GAG) big boss died in MGS2... that's actually never explained nevermind, but the body burned on the volta in that one part in MGS4, wasn't big bosses it was actually a clone of solidus, why did they clone solidus? I don't fucking know, a diversion maybe? And then zero comes in an pisses himself which is really cool, like snake is just listening the whole time probably like "What the **** are you talking about" like he probably is for most of the game cause no matter how much I suspend my disbelief, I cannot believe that snake and or raiden just fucking sit there for like a whole minute with their heads down while some dipshit says the dumbest **** on the planet and are like "Yeah that's fucking deep bro"