*I am the very model of a modern major businessman*

*I'm skilled in making money just as terribly as any can*

*I lack the brains or heart or eyes or ears to see ahead of me*

*but I can ruin other lives with **frightening** regularity!*


*My ledger and my personal agendas dictate all my life*

*I'm shallow and I'm selfish and I relish causing pain and strife*

*I lack all moral fiber, replaced with only self-interest*

*and of needs of staff I show such visible disinterest*


*(and of the needs of staff he shows such visible disinterest*

*and of the needs of staff he shows such visible disinterest*

*and of the needs of staff he shows such visible disinter-interest!)_*


*I'm driven by a need to hoard and vacuum up the money*

*to finely carve up resources between other rich men and me*

*In orders avaricious, cruel and wholly machiavellian*

*I am the very **model** of a modern major businessman*

*(In orders avaracious cruel and wholly machiavellian*

*he is the very model of a modern major businessman)*


May the musical, theater, and musical theater gods have mercy on my poor twisted soul for sacrificing Gilbert and Sullivan to the altar of comedic intent. But I do believe I have perfectly encapsulated the 1 percent with this stupid little bust. No eyes to see ahead, no ears for listening to anyone, only a bloodsucking mouth to hoover up every possible resource they can find like the parasites they are.

and now I'm going to make this visual your problem because sharing is caring! ENJOY!