Alternate working title was "When the ASMR hits just right"

When you're null, sometimes you need to find some, um, alternative ways to get off. Sometimes you get a little freaky with a summoning spell that calls forth eldritch tentacles, and sometimes you kinda sorta lose control over that spell and get yourself into a predicament. Sometimes you find yourself awash in hypnotic lust as your brain gets turned to goo and slurped out through your ears while your new eldritch friend explores your insides for fun and pleasure.

Other times, you know, you could just get a vibrator and call it a day. That would probably be safer...