when you move it doesn't move, now how could that be weirder

ID: a fat anthro black and white husky with purple eyes, freckles, a torn ear, and bags under his eyes crouching on a sidewalk, looking annoyed. he has one hand under his face and the other tossed over his side. he is wearing a purple button up, a black blazer, a belt with a silver buckle, and black pants with dark grey professional shoes. the brick walls behind him are very dimly lit, and the upper half of his face is shadowed. the alley behind him is so dark you can barely see anything except for the orange lights of a far away car. everything is in shades of purple except for the lights. end