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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away from Earth, there was a peculiar planet called Carrotia. Unlike any other planet in the vast space, Carrotia was completely covered in orange, bright, and crunchy carrots from pole to pole. No one quite knew how this happened, but the inhabitants of Carrotia, the Carrotopians, loved their vegetable-covered terrain.

In the carrotropolis city of Crunchville, two Carrotopian friends named Mango and Broccoli were well-known for their adventurous nature. One sunny day, while contemplating their latest escapade, Mango and Broccoli stumbled upon an old, abandoned spacecraft. Excitement filled their hearts as they realized that their dream of exploring the universe was about to come true.

Without hesitation, they hopped into the spacecraft, which roared to life with a series of sputters and gurgling noises. Mango skillfully pressed buttons and pulled levers while Broccoli manned the carrot-shaped steering wheel. Suddenly, with a big "whoosh," the spaceship soared into space, narrowly missing a stray carrot moon.

As they zoomed through the galaxy, Mango and Broccoli marveled at the wonders of the unknown, giggling at planets made of candy canes and comets made of cotton candy. But soon, their joyful laughter turned into worried frowns. They realized they hadn't brought any snacks for their interstellar voyage!

Frantically searching the spaceship's cabinets, they found themselves surrounded by an abundance of... carrots. It seemed Carrotia had even infiltrated their spaceship's supply. Mango eyed the array of orange vegetables and came up with a brilliant idea.

With a twinkle in his eye, Mango exclaimed, "Broccoli, I think we should have a carrot feast in space! After all, we're surrounded by them!"

Broccoli, always up for a good time, heartily agreed. They prepared carrot soup, carrot salad, carrot sandwiches, and even carrot ice cream. The spaceship quickly transformed into an intergalactic carrot banquet hall, with their laughter filling the air as they savored each bite.

As Mango and Broccoli delighted in their carrot-filled space adventure, the aroma of the delectable carrots wafted throughout the cosmos. Curious alien creatures from neighboring constellations caught the irresistible scent and flocked to their spaceship.

Soon, a parade of extraterrestrial beings arrived, each one more peculiar than the last. There were carrot-loving Martians, carrot-craving Venusians, and even carrot-crunching moon inhabitants. Together, they all indulged in the carrot feast.

For a moment, the spaceship turned into a vibrant and joyful intergalactic community, united by their shared love for these magical orange foods. Mango and Broccoli had unknowingly brought the sweet taste of Carrotia to space.

After an unforgettable day of laughter, feasting, and making new friends, Mango and Broccoli bid their newfound pals farewell, promising to return someday. The spaceship gently glided back to Carrotia, dropping off the extraterrestrial visitors, who'd now developed a fondness for carrots.

As Mango and Broccoli landed back on their home planet, they couldn't help but giggle at the absurdity of their carrot-filled space adventure. They knew their tales would forever be remembered in Carrotia, the planet where carrots reigned supreme.

And so, the Carrotopians lived happily ever after, occasionally taking their spaceship out for joyrides in the universe, while munching on carrots all the way.

(September 2019)

Far from any Swampdragon village, a dragon is practicing his accordion for a music tournament. While his buddy practises his singing at home, the dragon practises in a remote location, playing a tune he and his friend have arranged together.